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My Grandpa’s Stories

Last week, I visit my grandpa’s house with my parents. When we arrived there, my mom immediately looked for my grandma because she had something to do with her. Meanwhile, my father was busy washing the car after he greeted my grandpa. I looked around the house and saw my grandpa on the corner of the garden. He was sitting under the tree and singing. I greeted and joined him singing. Then, in the middle of our quality time, my grandpa asked me whether I want to listen to his stories or not. I said ‘of course’. He said that he would tell me some funny stories.

First Story

The first story was about animals. My grandpa told me that he could mention 10 animals in less than 5 seconds. He challenged me to do it and he said that I could not beat him. I mentioned 10 animals such as snake, cat, dog, bird, lion, tiger, ant, cow, duck, and hen. He was true that I couldn’t do it even though I had tried to do it very fast. I mentioned 10 animals in 10 seconds.

“Do you want to know how I could mention 10 animals in 5 seconds?” My grandpa asked.

“Yes, because I wonder how it could be done.” I said.

“Really?” he asked again.

“Yes, I really really really want to know, granpa.” I responded.

“Hahahaha. It’s easy. Ten animals. 5 cats and 5 dogs.” He said.

I was freezed in a second. Then, I laughed.

“Wow. That’s great, grandpa. That’s a great joke. Hahahaha.” I burst into laugh, but I felt something dry and crisp, too, in my head. My grandpa fooled me.

“Yeah, that’s me. Cool, huh?” He said.

“Yeah, that’s very very very great.” I told him.

Second Story

“hmm.. well, one more story.” My grandpa said.

“What’s that?” I was curious.

“Long time ago, I joined the war as a soldier. When my friends and I was going to attack the enemy by using a plane, the enemies shooted our plane. The plane was broken and all of the crew in that plane were dead, including the pilot.” My grandpa told me.

“And then, what happened? Why are you still alive if you said that all people in the plane were dead?” I wondered and felt suspicious about the story.

“Well, I was left by the plane. Hahahaahaha.” He laughed so loudly.

“Oh, My God. How lucky you were, grandpa.” I smiled to him.

“Hmmm.. Was that not funny? Why didn’t you laugh at my story?” He asked me.

“Hahahaha. That’s very funny story. I laugh now.” I said.

My grandpa seemed unhappy toward my response. Then I said to him, “That was funny, grandpa. But, I felt so grateful that you are still alive and told me that story just now.”

“Oh, you are so lovely, my grandson.” Then he pinched my cheek.

I said in my heart, “Yeah, I know that was not you who were in the war. You were born after the war ended. That’s the fact. Hmmm.”

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Artinya

Cerita Kakekku

Pekan lalu, aku mendatangi rumah kakek bareng kedua orang tuaku. Setibanya kami di rumah kakek, ibu bergegas mencari nenek sebab yakni ada sesuatu yang ingin mereka lakukan bersama. Sementara ayah sibuk mencuci kendaraan beroda empat sesudah ia memberi salam kepada kakek. Aku melihat ke sekeliling dan saya menemukan kakek yang sedang duduk di pojok kebun. Kakek sedang duduk di bawah pohon dan bernyanyi. Aku menyapa dan ikut bernyanyi bersamanya. Kemudian, di tengah-tengah kami sedang asik bercengkerama, kakek mengajukan pertanyaan apakah kiranya saya mau mendengarkan ceritanya. Aku jawab pastinya. Kakek menceritakan kepadaku beberapa dongeng lucu.

Cerita Pertama

Cerita pertama adalah ihwal binatang. Kakek memintaku untuk menyebutkan 10 hewan dalam waktu kurang dari 5 detik. Beliau menantangku melakukannya dan memberikan bahwa aku tidak akan mampu mengalahkannya. Aku menyebutkan 10 nama hewan ibarat ular, kucing, anjing, burung, singa, harimau, semut, sapi, belibis, dan ayam betina. Kakek benar bahwa aku tidak mampu melakukannya meskipun saya telah menjajal untuk menyebutkan dengan sungguh cepat. Aku menyebutkan 10 nama hewan dalam waktu 10 detik.

“Apakah kau ingin tahu bagaimana saya dapat menyebutkan 10 hewan dalam waktu 5 detik?” Kakek bertanya.

“Ya, karena yaitu saya heran bagaimana hal itu mampu dilaksanakan.” Kataku.

“Yakin?” Kakek bertanya lagi.

“Ya. Aku sangat sangat sungguh ingin tahu, kakek.” Jawabku.

“hahahaha. Itu mudah. 10 binatang. 5 kucing dan 5 anjing.” Katanya.

I terpaku sejenak dan lalu tertawa.

“Wow. Luar biasa, kakek. Itu sangat dongeng lucu yang lar biasa, hahahahaha.”

Aku meledak dalam tawa, namun saya juga mencicipi sesuatu yang garing di kepalaku. Kakek membodohiku.

“Yeah, itulah kakek. Keren, kan?” kata kakek.

“Yeah, itu sungguh sangat sangat luar biasa.” Kataku.

Cerita Kedua

Kakek berkata, “hmm..satu kisah lagi.”

“Apa itu, Kakek?” Aku penasaran.

“Dahulu abad, Kakek iut berperang sebagai seorang tentara. Ketika kakek dan sobat-sahabat kakek akan menyerang lawan dengan pesawat, lawan-musuh menembaki pesawat kami. Pesawatnya rusak dan semua awak pesawat meninggal, termasuk pilotnya.” Cerita kakek.

“Kemudian, apa yang terjadi? Mengapa kakek masih hidup jikalau siapa pun dalam pesawat meninggal?” Aku heran dan merasa curiga terhadap cerita kakek.

“Ya…Kakek ditinggal pesawat. Hahahah.” Kakek tertawa sungguh kencang.

“Ya, Tuhan. Betapa beruntungnya kakek pada saat itu.” Aku tersenyum kepadanya.

“Hmmm. Apakah itu tidak lucu? Mengapa kau tidak menertawai dongeng kakek?” Kakek bertanya.

“Hahahaha. Itu kisah yang sungguh lucu, kakek. Aku tertawa kini.” Kataku.

Kakek tampak tidak bahagia terhadap reaksiku. Kemudia aku berkata kepadanya, “Itu kisah yang lucu, kakek. Tetapi, aku merasa sangat bersyukur bahwa kakek masih hidup dan menceritakanku kisah itu kini.”

“Oh, Kamu cucuku yang sangat baik. “ kemudian kakek mencubit pipiku.

Aku berkata dalam hati, “Ya, saya tahu bahwa kakek tidak ikut perang pada ketika itu. Kakek lahir setelah perang usai. Itulah faktanya. Hmmm.”

Sumber https://www.kakakpintar.id